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Thinking about older/adult zhuiling and how they’d technically be in an LDR?? Jin Ling is the new sect leader of the Jin clan and Lan Sizhui is basically traveling around with his undead uncle doing whatever the hell he wants because fck the police
I personally headcanon that LSZ is a free spirit for sure and isn’t the type who needs to be around his S/O all the time to love them and feel secure in their relationship but I feel like JL would lowkey haaaaate the constant distance so much (he’s baby, let him be clingy lmao) that he’d keep making up excuses to either visit the Cloud Recesses or bring LSZ to Jinlintai
and everyone in Jinlintai is looking at LSZ like “why is he here again?” so JL keeps saying it’s sect leader stuff, official business and everyone’s like “okay and that official business involves him wearing your clothes and sleeping in your room every night???” 💀💀
#and at the cloud recesses no one ever says shit about JL being there#bc they already dealt with wangxian and pretty much learned to mind their own business lmaoooo#also LJY’s definitely gonna smack down anyone talking shit 👊#he’s like ‘fuck around (outside the cloud recesses) and find out’#love them sm honestly lmaoooo#mdzs#the untamed#jin ling#lan sizhui#zhuiling#mdzs headcanons#sect leader zhuiling#adult zhuiling#wen ning#sect leader jin ling#JL still trying to sic fairy on ppl#and fairy’s like#bro i’m too fuckin old for this shit#bite em urself AJSJAKDNAK#still managed to ace code this somehow and I’m actually very proud of myself ahahaAHAHA#who knows what they’re doing in JL’s bedroom???#they could playing patty cake or sharing cool facts about bugs#guess we’ll never know 😌
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One of the anti takes I find most confusing in any fandom I've ever been in is the "you can't ship Lan Sizhui and Jin Ling, they're cousins!" take. Which I just saw again this morning and am perpetually baffled by. Like. How? HOW ARE THEY COUSINS?
Biologically?
Jin Ling's parents: Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli
Lan Sizhui's parents: two unnamed Wens, presumably from the Dafan Wen group (at least in CQL, in the books they're just. Whoever.)
Biologically cousins? No. 🚫
Socially?
Jin Ling: raised at Carp Tower and Lotus Pier
Lan Sizhui: raised at somewhere Wen, then Burial Mounds, then Cloud Recesses
Socially related/adopted together/raised together? No. 🚫
Same clan so maybe somehow related? No. 🚫
(ETA: it has been pointed out to me there's a third way, so I'll add that I guess? Which is:
Socially?
Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, Lan Xichen = sworn brothers
Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji = blood related brothers
Jin Guangyao, Jin Zixuan = blood related (half-)brothers.
Therefore, Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji, Jin Zixuan all = brothers
Lan Wangji = Lan Sizhui's adopted father
Jin Guangyao = Jin Ling's blood related brother
Jin Zixuan = Jin Ling's blood related dad
Therefore, because Lan Wangji, Jin Zixuan, and Jin Guangyao are "brothers," and Lan Wangji is Lan Sizhui's "father," Lan Sizhui and Jin Ling must be "cousins."
Any actual relationship between these people??????? NO. 🚫
DO I LITERALLY EVER SEE "You can't ship Xiyao or Nielan or 3zun because they're ~brothers~?" ALSO NO. 🚫
ANTIS. Will say ANYTHING. Rather than admit "this just makes me uncomfortable and I wish people would stop. What. The. Fuck.
/end ETA)
If they're not blood relatives, they weren't raised together, they weren't brought up thinking they were related, they weren't ever in canon raised as cousins in any way then HOW. ARE THEY. COUSINS.
Like this take I saw today (right before I blocked the person who posted it) said "you can say technically they're not, but they are!" And like. The only possible logic I have for this is "Wei Wuxian is Jiang Yanli's adopted brother, which is the same as a blood relative because I'm an anti and I say so, and Wei Wuxian had a hand in parenting Lan Sizhui for a single year when canon gives no reason to think he was the primary caretaker, so that makes Wei Wuxian Lan Sizhui's dad, and since Wei Wuxian is Lan Sizhui's dad and Jiang Yanli is Jin Ling's mom then they're cousins" which is. Fucking unhinged? What universe do these people live in? Where this is how relatives are established??
Am I missing something? Am I forgetting something in canon?? The only other explanation I've ever come up with is "in settings with a social elite most upper class people are usually related in some way" but by that argument every single ship in the fandom including the canon one would be incest so I can't imagine that's the thinking???
Can literally ANYONE explain to me how people who are against Zhuiling have convinced themselves that they're NOT the ones nitpicking??
Please. I genuinely am trying to figure out the logic here. I think I've posted asking this before but I still don't get it. Like. What the fuck.
#unforth rambles#cql#zhuiling#if you really think theyre cousins maybe just block me now and save us both the trouble#unless im being a monumental idiot and have somehow forgotten something flagrantly obvious#which is always possible#lets not even get into the part where in many cultures through time cousins can and have married#my uncle and aunt are cousins they met as adults they fell in love they were never gonna have kids so who gives a fuck#like seriously what is going on here help#drama#incest mention
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zhuiling, “ah-ah-ah. You’re sick. You need to stay in bed.”
“It’s not so bad,” Lan Sizhui insisted, keeping his eyes closed because the light hurt too much. “I’m quite well, really.”
Jin Ling rolled his eyes and pulled the cover almost to his husband’s nose.
“Ah, ah, ah. You’re sick. You need to stay in bed.”
“Not sick,” Lan Sizhui complained with a slight pout that, after twenty years, had no right to still make Jin Ling go this soft inside. “‘S just a little curse.”
“Let that teach you to be more careful on Night Hunt!” Jin Ling grunted. “Getting hit like that, at your age! I’m sending you back to train with the juniors as soon as you’re back on your feet!”
Hearing him raise his voice, Lan Sizhui winced in pain. The curse, so far, mostly plagued him with headaches and a mild fever. It would be gone within a week, or so the healer said. That demon had been awful weak after all.
“Was going to hit A-Li,” Lan Sizhui mumbled. “Couldn’t let that happen.”
“She’d have survived. She’s stronger than you.”
“Rude.”
“True. Our daughter is a full head taller than you, and about twice as strong, deal with it. And if she’d been hit, I’d be scolding her, trust me! It was an easy Night Hunt and she’s supposed to set an example for BaoBao! Getting caught by surprise… I’ll probably still scold her,” Jin Ling decided.
Lan Sizhui weakly cried out at the threat and tried to sit up, only for his husband to grab him by the shoulders and push him down against the pillow.
“Save me from the stubbornness of Lans!” Jin Ling grumbled. “I swear if you set one foot out of this bed before you’re allowed, I’m calling your dad.”
“Hanguang-Jun would understand that…”
“Your other dad,” Jin Ling precised with a cruel smirk, amused when Lan Sizhui groaned in horror. “He’ll dote on you. He’ll make you soup!”
“A-Ling, don’t.”
“He’ll be fussing! You know he’ll be fussing. I bet he’ll even tuck you under the blanket and sing for you.”
Lan Sizhui grimaced at the prospect. When he was young and newly reunited with Wei Wuxian, he used to find it very sweet that his other father would sometimes treat him like a little boy. Now, at forty and with two children old enough for Night Hunts, Lan Sizhui really wished that Wei Wuxian would notice that he was, in fact, an adult.
It amused Jin Ling endlessly, and he wasn’t above using it to his advantage… for example when his husband was cursed and acting unreasonable.
“You’re awful,” Lan Sizhui complained. “Don’t call him.”
“Then stay in bed.”
Lan Sizhui sighed at the infamy of having to rest for a few days, but finally stopped trying to escape the bed and settled in to sleep for a moment.
“Hate you, A-Ling,” he muttered.
“Love you too,” Jin Ling retorted. “I’ll come check on you after that meeting, and I’ll know it if you moved!”
His husband mumbled without conviction, already half asleep. It was Jin Ling’s turn to sigh but in fondness. He couldn’t resist leaning over the bed to press a kiss to Lan Sizhui’s forehead (still burning and sweating, he’d need to drink later) before he dashed out of the room to take care of the day’s business.
#zhuiling#lingzhui#jin ling#lan sizhui#mo dao zu shi#sometimes... the juniors... get to be written as full adults#jau writes#mdzs#Anonymous
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Hi, Hamliet....Can I ask you something? First of all thank you so much for your metas and fanfics about MXTX works (especially MDZS). Your fanfic, "Heaven's Grandmaster of Self-Saving " is one of my favorite fanfic....🤩😊🌷, thank you so much for sharing your wonderful writings....
Now I know that technically there is only one gay couple in MDZS and that is WangXian. But why is it that I also ships other couples? Like ZhuiLing, XiYao and even XueXiao....My friend ask my that question, and I can't answer it, for me it just feel right to ship them (sorry for this childish answer). I hope maybe that you can give me the answer, Hamliet (if you don't mind). Why do you ship other couples in MDZS but it feels right (your writings clearly show it)....
And also are you friends with @mercyandmagic, hamliet? Sorry for this random question, is just that when I read both of your works, I can see the differences but it also feels familiar(?) Again sorry if I'm wrong in any way....Hope you have a wonderful day....
<3 <3 <3 Thank you! You're very kind.
First of all, yes, @mercyandmagic is a dear friend of mine... and she is also my identical twin sister! Haha. We are both adults who don't live together and have our own lives now, but we definitely share some tastes in fiction and occasionally brainstorm with one another.
As for MDZS, well, shipping is a thing in all stories between characters who offer interesting stories together or those with emotional energy. But much like with TGCF, I'd say there's subtext with less plausible deniability than should be there if it was intended to be platonic between three couples:
Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao (it is explicitly paralleled to not just Wangxian, but the Lan brothers' mother and father)
Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen
Xue Yang and Xiao Xingchen
Of note, in an interview I believe MXTX even stated that the Yi City characters were originally their own story she came up with a few years prior to writing MDZS, and honestly you can kind of tell even though they are incorporated well. That to me seems again to pretty clearly indicate that both Songxiao and Xuexiao are not intended to be just platonic bffs.
Zhuiling I also really like as a ship, but I think that's just more for the potential of the next generation: the two juniors who are most fleshed out as characters are Lan Sizhui and Jin Ling, and both of them offer challenges to the other in terms of facing their pasts (with Sizhui being a Wen) and in terms of their personalities.
I'll add that despite MXTX again saying she only does one couple, she does make an exception in SVSSS... but Moshang is hilariously, while I adore it and ship it, not the couple with the most "r u sure" subtext in the main novel itself. That's Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan, whom I also consider to have pretty hard-to-deny subtext to them.
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What are your thoughts on Zhuiling? I love the ship dynamic (the grumpy, short-tempered one, always making a fuss × the calm, matured one, sweetest boi alive™ - very much like Xicheng lol) but....they're cousins.... And I know some might argue saying they're not actually related by blood but like. Neither are Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian. If you consider those two as brothers then you have to acknowledge that they are cousins. You can't just pick one.
I don't really ship the juniors, and if I was going to ship the juniors I wouldn't be into Zhuiling, but why should that stop me from inflicting my thoughts on the internet at large when I have an opinion that will probably annoy everyone?
Jin Ling and Sizhui are children who were born into mess and then raised in a broader context of yet more mess. It's not that they're not biologically related, it's that they're not biologically related and also were raised apart from each other in ignorance of the multiple layers of unofficial adoption and secretly fake disownment that potentially tied them together. If you meet a cute boy as a teenager, develop a crush on him, and then find out that for about a year of his early childhood he was being raised by your dead mother's estranged foster brother (who she and your uncle loved very much and she explicitly considered to be her brother, but you were raised to think of primarily as your father's murderer), the cute boy in question has no memory of this because of fever induced early childhood amnesia, and then it turns out that said estranged maybe-uncle is dating a man who "acted as father and older brother" to the cute boy, that is simply not your problem. That is your uncle's problem, your other uncle's problem, and your prospective uncle-in-law's problem. If you and the cute boy feel it would be appropriate, under the circumstances, to consider each other cousins that's awesome and adorable. If you decide that doesn't feel right to you and you'd rather suck face, that's also fine. If you're living in some fantasy version of ancient China where (please correct me if I'm wrong, I am not an expert) it was in many times and places considered totally fine to date your mom's brother's kids, you can presumably do both if you really want to! But seriously Jin Ling and Sizhui have no obligation to live their lives in accordance with feelings a bunch of messy adults are barely capable of articulating to themselves. As far as we know Wei Wuxian has never told Sizhui out loud with his words he considers him a son! Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian have not officially conveyed to each other that they consider each other brothers! If they were too cousinish for you personally to enjoy the relationship that would be very valid and I would certainly not say you should engage with a ship that grosses you out, but as that is not the case... why wouldn't you just enjoy your ship?
#also like you know my yunmeng sibling agenda#but i think it's pretty clear that they are not considered siblings by their broader society?#I don't think that makes them not siblings#though I do think it's something Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian are both wildly insecure about#but like- if Yanli and Wei Wuxian had had romantic feelings for each other that would have clearly been fine aside from some class issues#like she has to tell Madame Jin explicitly that she doesn't consider Wei Wuxian a potential suitor she considers him to be#her little brother#and again#obviously I don't think that lack of broader social recognition makes them less siblings#but it does make it kind of weird to me that people think Sizhui and Jin Ling would consider the bond between their parents#a barrier to dating?#I personally cry a lot every time they decide they are cousins#but it's a decision#finally! it's fictional! if they're too cousinish for you and it grosses you out#don't read it!#but given that it's very much not incest in its social context#and also#completely fictional#maybe chill?#when did we start caring about fictional quasi historical cousincest?#Jin Ling in a modern au: he's just my first cousin! you have cousins#and then first cousins#Zizhen: honey noooo
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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán/Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī & Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán & Lán Jǐngyí & Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī Characters: Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Xuē Yáng | Xuē Chéngměi, Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Lán Jǐngyí, Sòng Lán | Sòng Zǐchēn, Xiǎo Xīngchén Additional Tags: Future Fic, Case Fic, Adult Juniors, Reincarnated Meng Yao, Genderswap, Established Relationship, Necromancy, Ghosts, Curses, Canon-Typical Violence, MDZS-canon mostly, Some CQL, Jin Ling has too many uncles, Possession, Trigger Warning: Xue Yang, past xue yang/xiao xingchen, background wangxian - Freeform, Justice For The Yi City Crew Series: Part 2 of A Troublesome Charge Summary:
Sixteen years after the death of Jin Guangyao, the newly elected Chief Cultivator Jin Rulan arrives at the Cloud Recesses with an injured arm, thirty armed disciples, and desperate need for back-up.
Some spirits just won't stay dead.
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bamf!zhuiling + best-corpse wen ning + snarky conniving xue yang
(the entire “troublesome charge” series is wonderful, but this part is my favorite.)
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A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed
To answer shortly: HuaLian(TGCF), ZhuiLing(MDZS), MoShang(SVSSS), Soukoku(BSD), GureShin(Owari no Seraph)
To elaborate:
HuaLian: I know that it is basically the motto of the fandom that “HuaLian created love” and yes, they did. Their dynamic is just simply so balanced, they complete each other: the God that has only one worshipper left and the Ghost King whose only purpose in life is to protect and show his god that he is worthy of love and care. He waited 800 years to finally approach the one person he admired the most and he had the powers to protect him. I feel like they are the most realistic out of all the main couples in the MXTX novels, mostly because both of them are functional adults (yes they are) and their relationship is built on the mutual trust and respect they have for the other. Catch me in the corner to cry about HuaLian any hour of any day.
ZhuiLing: While I really like WangXian, no matter how hard I try, I can’t push down the adoration of the form of purest love. ZhuiLing for me is like a refreshing little rest in the middle of a bumpy road. They have been through so much, yet they are still standing strong, not only for themselves, but the people around them. Jin Ling’s love and adoration for his parents - that he doesn’t even remember anymore - is heartbreaking, his whole existence just screams that he doesn’t know how to show his feelings and is awkward to act around people that he could call his friends. Sizhui is just the sweetheart that embraces this little broken hearted boy and fixes him, shows him the love that neither of them were truly shown before. The pure and clumsy first puppy love just sweeps me away.
MoShang: The idiot writer and his ideal man in the form of an ice demon. They are both clueless idiots and I love them so much. Nuff said. (I just HC them to be a soft and cuddly couple, SQH enjoying his personal A/C and MBJ being happy that his lover is happy.)
Soukoku: Catch me screaming about height difference couples. Okay so this was the couple that actually got me so deep into fandom hell that you can’t even imagine. I love them because Chuuya is just a ball of anger towards Dazai, who is basically the only person that can make him act differently, make him fall out of his everyday routine of killing and death and break the spell of Chuuya feeling like a killing machine, because Dazai indirectly shows him that he still has his emotions. Calculating shithead x Smol, angry but strong boy. Good shit.
GureShin: They just have had a special place in my heart for years now because of Shinya existing and being a soft boy. Guren is just someone that only looks at one person and chases after them, while Shinya has always stood behind him, supporting from the shadows wherever the other went. And I just simply adore the fact that he made Guren go from “I don’t need friends, fuck off” to “Hey, I basically destroyed the world for my friends”.
I forced myself to only include one couple from each series, because I don’t want to put anyone through a whole post of me screaming about all the TGCF couples. Like, I ship them all. All.
even though I might do a post like that later
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nah but Jin Ling and Fairy taking up like 95% of the bed and eventually pushing Lan Sizhui onto the floor in their sleep is so real 😭😭💀
#adding to those adult zhuiling thoughts LMFAO#mdzs#jin ling#lan sizhui#mdzs fairy#zhuiling#tall bf vs smol bf + his truck sized spiritual doggo#headcanon that it happens so much that LSZ just sleeps on the floor#but JL notices and crawls onto the floor with him and LSZ wakes up sweating like crazy#bc he’s got JL and like 140lbs of fluffy doggo laying on top of him AJDHAJNDMS#apple babble 🍎#ship musings
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planning on doing a ‘cultivation partner’ story series for zhuiling where it’s just them as adults going on night hunts and investigations together as an established couple but i kinda wanna wait until ‘letters never sent’ is finished because that’s gonna be the fic that solidifies all my adult zhuiling headcanons and details how they become cultivation partners to begin with
#but it’s gonna take so looooong and i have so many fun/cute adult zhuiling story ideas that i wanna write now 😭#thinking about just saying fuck it and going for it lmao idk#apple babble 🍎#my fic good to you also goes into their adulthood so maybe that’ll be enough to kick it off
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my problem lately is that i’ve been writing but not finishing anything so if anyone has ideas they wanna see written that can be made into a short ficlet/ask-fic, feel free to lmk
#sometimes it’s more fun to write other people’s ideas because i get sick of my own 30093847288483 projects ahahahHAHA#zhuiling encouraged but not required#i have a bigger connection with writing the juniors than the adults btw so just a heads up#ideas also don’t need to be romantic i fucking love writing friendship FR#and only write aspec so no smut sorry#mdzs universe only bc i’ve never written for anything else and it’s too scary rn LOL#apple babble 🍎#also warning that koi koi is definitely gonna respond to this and hijack my ask box so if you want something written#try to ask before she wakes up lmFAO
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@koiblossoms hi yes hello, you ordered angst? ✨
#GIRL THIS IS SO FUN THANK YOU AGAIN#oooooof y’all keep my inspiration and will to write alive fr#I love everyone I’ve met on this site so so sooooo much 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕#fic musings#fic wip#zhuiling#I’m actually loving writing jin ling so pissed off at LSZ but also being like#oh no he’s hot LMFAO#older/adult zhuiling is so much fun WOW#zhuiling musings#ok but just had another thought about this scene#it’s actually so fucking funny#bc JL is like ‘how dare he sit over there being perfect blablabla’#but it’s like#bestie you’re the one who invited him to jinlintai LOL
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i’ve written a fic from jin ling’s pov about his crush on lan sizhui but now i kind of wanna write one from LSZ’s pov since i tend to favor JL’s 👀🩵💛
#I’ve been exploring LSZ’s POV and studying his character a tonnnn in letters never sent#but since it’s more mature bc both him and JL are adults in that fic#it would be cute to do another junior ficlet before I start posting my first chapter monstrosity lmao#it’s over 30k words rn and not nearly done 😭#WHATS THIS BOY THINKING#let’s find out#hehehehhehe#tbh he’s such a nerd his thoughts are probably super cheesy and a little poetic#while also being frustrated by JL’s attitude at times#but wanting to understand it at the same time#gonna study him like a lab rat ahahahAHAHAHA#apple babble 🍎#fic musings#zhuiling musings#‘why are you the way that you are?’ *falls in love*#P L S#also 30k fic is still aspec btw#I mean mature as in emotionally#i do not partaketh in the smut writing not my thing sorrryyyyy 🤷♀️
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@koiblossoms i need you to know that I’m working rn but I got your ask/zhuiling idea and it honestly NEEDS to be its own fic like this is more than just a short ask-ficlet, it’s fueled me. I’m gonna write this for you. Actually I already started writing it bc I’m so excited lmaooo THANK YOU 🌸✨💕
#y’all#she just gave me the ultimate opportunity to write my version of adult zhuiling#sect leader Jin Ling who wears pretty gold chains/jewelry in his hair and has basically become best friends with LJY#sect leader Lan Jingyi who secretly lets the new Lan ducklings get away with whatever the hell they want#as long as lan qiren and the twin jades don’t know about it lmaooo#and Lan Sizhui who’s been gone for 3 whole years travelling and night hunting with Wen Ning#and wearing black/purple robes and a silver/amethyst hair crown and fighting with his guqin#and reuniting with JL and LJY after those 3 years and them being absolutely flabbergasted with how much he’s changed LIKE#YALL#HOOOOOOO IM SO EXCITED S H I T#apple babble 🍎#fic musings#zhuiling musings#also the chance to write more mature aspec romance which is gonna be so soooo funnnnnn#koiblossoms#ILYSM THANK YOU
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❤️Attempting the Impossible
by Ariaste
T, 36k, jiang cheng & wei wuxian, wangxian, background zhuiling
Summary: Jiang Cheng gathers up his determination in both hands and goes to the Cloud Recesses to embark on one of the most difficult endeavors he can imagine: Repairing his relationship with his brother.
To his surprise, he discovers he's become an uncle again... several times over.
Wei Wuxian, what the fuck?!
My comments: In which Jiang Cheng, motivating himself to reconnect with his only family... discovers that he’s got FAR more family than he’d thought. (Witness Jiang Cheng’s bumbling attempts to communicate with adults, fabulous avuncular powers, and shamelessly petty blackmailing of his oldest nephew.) This is a family romp, and it’s utterly adorable. Each of the kids has a very strong personality.
Now enjoy far too many excerpts, because this story was chock full of laugh-out-loud gems.
Excerpt 1: Lan Chun blows carefully on her tea to cool it, sips a little, makes a little squirm of happiness, and says again, “You’re from Yunmeng!”
“Yes,” Jiang Cheng says. “I am the Sect Leader.”
“Wow!” She beams at him. “I’ve met three sect leaders, you’re the fourth! Do you know Zewu-jun? He comes to see us every month--he’s the leader of the Gusu Lan sect,” she adds helpfully, as if he doesn’t fucking know that, even though he is a grownup sitting in the middle of the Cloud Recesses guest house , drinking their tea. But kids just talk like that sometimes when they want to show you that they know that information, so he says nothing. “And I’ve met Sect Leader Jin of Lanling, who is ten whole years older than me, I did the math all by myself, I’m very good at math--”
“A-Chun, arrogance is forbidden,” Lan Hao whispers to her.
“It’s not arrogant to say I’m good at math! I’m better than you are, er-ge! And I’ve met Sect Leader Ouyang, because he’s Ouyang-gege’s dad, and Ouyang-gege comes to visit da-ge sometimes. And now I’ve met you. What’s Yunmeng like? Did you bring lotus seeds? Do you like them? I like them. Can I see your sword? Can you fly on your sword? Did you bring your whip? Can I see that? Have you ever used your whip to decapitate somebody ? I think you should try decapitating somebody with your whip, because that would be cool .”
Shit. He hasn’t ever used the whip to decapitate somebody, but that would be cool. Fuck. He sips his tea sternly. “Ask one question at a time.”
Excerpt 2: “Wei Wuxian!” he snaps. “How dare you? Are you disowning me?”
“Eh?” Wei Wuxian has half pulled out of Jiang Cheng’s grip, but at this he pauses, alarmed.
“I’m your brother!” Jiang Cheng shouts at him. “Are you a moron? You can’t impose? What impose? I’m family, there’s no such thing as imposing on family!”
Wei Wuxian gives him a stricken look and goes red in the face. “Listen, you don’t--”
“I come all this way, I discover out of the blue that I’ve got seven nieces and nephews that you didn’t tell me about, I find out that there’s a giant demon boar that can knock over trees wandering around near your house, and you’re declining my help just to be fucking polite? What’s the matter with you!”
“We can handle it ourselves!” Wei Wuxian objects. “It’s only one giant demon boar! Between me and Sizhui, it’ll be fine! We can take care of it!”
“Just because you can doesn’t mean you have to,” Jiang Cheng snarls. “I’m not leaving. Go tell Hanguang-jun. Ask him if he wants me to stay here or go fetch the components for you.”
And with that he sits back down facing the path, crosses his arms, and glares into the woods as if that could make the giant demon boar menacing his family turn around and wander somewhere else.
Excerpt 3: She pouts, looking eerily like Wei Wuxian even though it’s both physically and temporally impossible for her to be his blood daughter. She recovers just as swiftly. “So how’d you make her sleep, huh?”
“I recited tongue twisters."
“Aren’t your arms already getting sore?”
He shifts Her Ladyship a little, very carefully so as not to wake her up, and shakes his head. “I’m strong. It’s from decapitating so many people with my whip.”
Wei Wuxian snorts, covering his mouth with his hand, but A-Chun’s big eyes go even wider. “Wow! Really?”
“Absolutely,” he says gravely.
Excerpt 4: “He has a boyfriend,” Jiang Cheng says, aggrieved. The stern uncle aesthetic is not going to be much fun if no one’s going to take him seriously. ... “It’s Jin Ling.”
This makes Wei Wuxian open his eyes and turn on his back, frowning at the ceiling. Finally! Success!
“Hm,” says Wei Wuxian. “On one hand, what good taste, going after shijie’s son. On the other hand, what poor taste, going after Jin Zixuan’s son.” He shrugs and curls back around the cushions. “Can’t be helped. Lans all have wretched taste. If it’s not noisy and embarrassing and, preferably, a murderer, they don’t want it.” Without opening his eyes, he raises one finger philosophically and says, “That’s what happens when you’re a repressed bunch of virgins. But well done, Sizhui, picking a boy who’s only fifty percent a total disaster. Lan Zhan did such a good job raising him. Gonna kiss him about that when he gets back."
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I made a list of the kids, so I could keep them sorted: Lan Yuan (Sizhui, M, 19) • Lan Shu (Siyuan, F, 11) • Lan Hao (Sixia, M, 9) • Lan Chun (Sihan, F, 7) • Lan Ding (Siyue, F, 5) • Lan Que (Siyong, M, 2) • Lan Ying (Siqing, F, baby)
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For the wip game: colorful, content, callouses, comb, ceremony, cure. At least one should work, yeah?
They get to burn colourful paper money and to organise a little party of sorts at an inn, without any adult supervision, too.
A/A zhuiling, even if that’s not a very thrilling sentence, sorry XD
After all, Jin Guangyao himself had seemed content as he took the three bows, and he always spoke highly of Qin Su.
sangyao + xisang
“Elegant you certainly are,” Nie Huaisang had pointed out as he adjusted a pretty comb in her hair, “but you’ll never be petite and delicate, and you don’t need to be.”
a planned continuation of that one fem!lxc/nhs fic
It was, in all honesty, a rather pitiful wedding ceremony.
sangyao + xisang
There’s thick billowing fog, there’s fierce corpses, half their group gets poisoned, Mo Xuanyu tricks them into eating the worst food they’ve ever tasted by calling it a cure… Lan Sizhui isn’t one to complain (it is against the rules) but he comes very, very close a few times.
A/A zhuiling
#jau rants#couldn't find a place to fit callouses right now but now I'm gonna think of the word I guess XD#denira
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